He says

He says:

He says, “I don’t like you.”

She says, “I detest you.”

My friends don’t like me,

My enemies don’t like me,

My family members don’t like me,

My neighbors don’t like me,

My dogs don’t like me,

My cats don’t like me,

My colleagues don’t like me,

My peers don’t like me,

My seniors don’t like me,

My juniors don’t like me,

My pastors don’t like me,

My landlords don’t like me,

My bankers don’t like me,

My debtors don’t like me,

My lawyers don’t like me,

My plumbers don’t like me,

My drivers don’t like me,

My politicians don’t like me,

My lovers don’t like me,

My haters don’t like me:

But, I like me

Because without me

All those who don’t like me

Would have no target

To blame for their woes

When they cast the first stone

Picture: Òrùlé Orí at the Àkòdì Òrìṣà, Ilé Ifẹ̀, Nigeria.