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THE DILEMMA OF ABANDONING YOUR LANGUAGE

For the first time in my life, I traveled out of Nigeria in 1983 to visit London for a solo exhibition of my work at the Africa Center.

Rufus Orisayomi had arranged the exhibition for me.

Tunde Fagbenle and his wife, Ally Bedford, offered to host me at their home.

Ally was writing a Master’s thesis on my work, therefore, it was convenient for her to keep me close by to enable her to have access to me for clarifications when needed.

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THE ROCKET

I met a young woman living in Nigeria online more than ten years ago.

We became friends and exchanged lots of chats.

She had just graduated with a degree in engineering.

She couldn’t get a job.

I watched her struggle for many years.

A really gorgeous woman transformed into a shell of herself.

Her mother fell ill.

She began to live with her married sister.

She fell ill.

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EDIBLE URBAN LANDSCAPES AND MOBILE GARDENS

The south needs to cultivate edible urban landscapes.

Nigeria has an ecology that permits the cultivation of food plants throughout the year.

The edible urban landscape means that the cities and town of the south should be cleared of weeds, and every available space must be turned into a vast food-producing landscape, all the way from Ilorin to Port Harcourt.

a picture showing moyo okediji poised for the camera facing the tabke with his arm on his cheeks and behind him is one of his art piece

José, my gardener.

I looked out through the window. The grass was not yet tall enough to mow. It had rained, and green life was returning to Austin after the long winter, and spring was almost fully here.

But the snowstorm of a month ago in Texas dealt Austin a cruel hand and plant life has not really recovered.

“José,” I said, “The lawn doesn’t need you yet. Maybe in a week, two?”

“I need the money, Mr. Moyo,” José pleaded.

THE UNIVERSITY OF MUMU

THE UNIVERSITY OF MUMU

I took a break from social media but returned when someone sent me a video of Sunday Igboho.

I transcribed a clip of the video and wanted to share it here.

If you read the following statement by Sunday Igboho, you will shake your head in disbelief.

Sunday Igboho, the kind of person we refer to as a stark illiterate, is the one leading the entire Yoruba nation, and one of the very few people making any sense in the country called Nigeria.

Is it not clear to us by now that our educational system in Nigeria is just a scam?

We all attended the University of Mumu in Nigeria—under various names.

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Less than 1000 people are holding the entire country of Nigeria to ransom.

Less than 1000 people are holding the entire country of Nigeria to ransom.

And they are all blind and deaf.

They are practically no more than 1000 people destroying the lives of two hundred million people.

These blind and deaf people include governors, senators, national assembly members and other appointed officials who have turned the national treasury into their mothers’ pot of stew.

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My granddaughter fine sha!

My granddaughter fine sha!

Those of you who don’t have granddaughters, Olodumare will pese o.

But your granddaughter still won’t be as fine as mine o: just so you know. Kẹ́lẹ́gbẹ́ mẹgbẹ́.

She already eats amala and okra like a professional at seven months.

When we visit Nigeria after the Koro, she will take a tour of all the major Amala joints in Ibadan, starting from Inanstrate at Mokola.

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SOJA GO, SOJA COME

Muhamadu Buhari, the president of our terminally sick Nigeria, just did what soldiers have been doing since I was ten years old—he kicked out some old soldiers, and replaced them with some old soldiers.

Buhari kicked out Chief of Defence Staff, General Abayomi Olonisakin;

Chief of Army Staff, Lt-Gen. Tukur Buratai;

Chief of Naval Staff, Vice Admiral Ibok Ekwe Ibas;

and Chief of Air Staff, Air Marshal Sadique Abubakar.

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Igbohoism

What is Igbohoism?

1. You need drinking water. You pay taxes to the government. The government refuses to provide you with drinking water, because the politicians would rather steal your money for their own personal purposes.

You dig water wells to provide you with water to drink and use for your household needs.

That is Igbohoism.