THE UNIVERSITY OF MUMU

THE UNIVERSITY OF MUMU

ByMoyo Okediji

I took a break from social media but returned when someone sent me a video of Sunday Igboho.

I transcribed a clip of the video and wanted to share it here.

If you read the following statement by Sunday Igboho, you will shake your head in disbelief.

Sunday Igboho, the kind of person we refer to as a stark illiterate, is the one leading the entire Yoruba nation, and one of the very few people making any sense in the country called Nigeria.

Is it not clear to us by now that our educational system in Nigeria is just a scam?

We all attended the University of Mumu in Nigeria—under various names.

Less than 1000 people are holding the entire country of Nigeria to ransom.

Less than 1000 people are holding the entire country of Nigeria to ransom.

ByMoyo Okediji

Less than 1000 people are holding the entire country of Nigeria to ransom.

And they are all blind and deaf.

They are practically no more than 1000 people destroying the lives of two hundred million people.

These blind and deaf people include governors, senators, national assembly members and other appointed officials who have turned the national treasury into their mothers’ pot of stew.

GOOD FAKE NEWS

GOOD FAKE NEWS

ByMoyo Okediji

Photo: still in solitary confinement at home.

I’m not taking the vaccine.

Not yet.

Waiting to see what happens.

The lack of sunlight is depleting the melanin shield of my skin.

But I take Vitamin D supplements to compensate for a lack of access to sunlight.

Last night I was looking for my pet elephant and discovered it was hiding inside my beard.

That’s fake news.

Good fake news.

My granddaughter fine sha!

My granddaughter fine sha!

ByMoyo Okediji

My granddaughter fine sha!

Those of you who don’t have granddaughters, Olodumare will pese o.

But your granddaughter still won’t be as fine as mine o: just so you know. Kẹ́lẹ́gbẹ́ mẹgbẹ́.

She already eats amala and okra like a professional at seven months.

When we visit Nigeria after the Koro, she will take a tour of all the major Amala joints in Ibadan, starting from Inanstrate at Mokola.